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Friday, October 28, 2011

Everybody Loves Cartoons And The Ravings Of A Madman

Yep, had one. It was the coolest. You haven't lived until you've let a mind-bendingly horrifying monstrosity through the portal and loose on the helpless world we all once cherished but must now watch being consumed and digested while we wait our turn to be sucked into the monster's hideous maw. The kids who got burned by this harmless toy and then ran to the authorities deserve much worse and they will suffer their unthinkable fate on the other side...until then, they live the remainder of their wretched little lives in fear & dread, alternately.

4 comments:

Mykal said...

Great stuff. I didn't have the Strange Change Machine - but i did have the Creepy Crawler maker. It was awesome, but kinda tricky to make work right - my insects were often a bit thin.

prof. grewbeard said...

skinny insects! band name or what?

cwrussll said...

I had one. Probably the coolest toy ever.

Dr. Theda said...

Because of their complaints I had to wait till later 90's to purchase their "Plastic Goop' to make "EEeks!!"

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